A Animal's Life (Squidward Entertainment and GavenLovesAnimals Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript:

 * Jesper Johansson: Hello!


 * Lloyd: HO-YAAAHH!!


 * Narrator: From the Creators of "Character Story"


 * Lloyd: To infinity.


 * Jesper Johansson and Beyond!!!


 * Narrator: Comes an all-new motion picture event.


 * (Squidward and GavenLovesAnimals logo)


 * Narrator: Squidward and GavenLovesAnimals presents, A Squidward and GavenLovesAnimals film.


 * Narrator: Squidward and GavenLovesAnimals presents


 * Chuck: No! Daffy, no! Don't look at the light!


 * Daffy: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! WOOOOO-HOOOOO!!!!


 * Shere Khan: Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The animals pick the food, the animals eat the food. It's a animal-eat-animal world out there. Someone could get hurt.


 * Tigger: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?


 * Shere Khan: Let's ride!


 * Tigger: (Laughing) Ooh!


 * Queen Janna: It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)


 * Kion: I've got an idea! We could find bigger animals to come here and fight!


 * Janna: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!


 * Narrator: What they needed was some help?


 * (All Screaming)


 * Kion: You're perfect!


 * Narrator: What they got...


 * Nick Wilde: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!


 * Narrator: Was a bunch of clowns?


 * (Both): Hey!


 * Kruddha: We're losing the audience! Get out there now!


 * Charlie B. Barkin: They'll only laugh at me.


 * Kruddha: That's because you're a clown!


 * Charlie B. Barkin: You parasite.


 * Kion: Circus Animals?


 * Timon & Pumbaa: Hey!


 * Kion: I thought you were warriors.


 * Cecil: Hey, Cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real Animal?


 * Danny: So, being a cat automatically makes me a girl!


 * Arthur: Christ!


 * Cecil: He's a guy!


 * Charlie: Come on, Danny, You're making the baby snails cry.


 * Rani: Kion!


 * Kion: (Chuckles Nervously)


 * Narrator: Squidward and GavenLovesAnimals' presents


 * Danny: (Screaming)


 * Kion: I'm desperate!


 * Charlie: I couldn't tell.


 * Narrator: A Squidward and GavenLovesAnimals film.


 * Rani: This was not supposed to happen.


 * Shere Khan: Kill 'em.


 * Kion: (Screaming)


 * Chomper's Parents: (Screeching)


 * Baloo: (Screams)


 * Cornelius: Run for your lives!


 * Narrator: An epic,


 * Baloo: I think I'm going to wet myself.


 * Rani: Oh Key


 * Narrator: of miniature proportions.


 * Kion: Rain! We are serve animals! from the colony, and for oppressed neverlands everywhere!


 * (All Cheering)


 * Arthur: Hello there, girly cat.


 * Danny: Shoo, buzzard. Don't bother me.


 * Narrator: A Animal's Life, coming to theatres, this thanksgiving.


 * Danny: Hey! Turn your butt off!